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Caitra
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potion of various effects
« Thread Started on Aug 28, 2006, 1:43pm »

What you will need

-your mind
-your hands
-your feet
-green crayon
-paper
-fly swatter
-ice
-shampoo
-bowl with pretty floral designs

1. Gather materials
2. Use your hand to write with green crayon: OMG IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!! -Don't know what it is? Shame. Shame on you. Shouldn't you know basic elvish?
3. Hit paper with fly swatter six times. Then hit that fly over there until it's dead, it's driving me nuts.
4. Grab paper and hold it above your head, chanting

Magic, spells, aunts and nieces,
Turn this paper to bits and pieces!

and dancing an irish jig until paper explodes
6. Put ice on any burns suffered from the explosion
7. Bits of paper should be floating around, glowing bright green
8. Collect all debris in floral bowl
9. Don't let Bigfoot get it!
10. Stir in shampoo with glowing bits of paper debris.
11. Wash, rinse, repeat
12. Pour it on someone's head when it's my dog's birthday
13. Results vary. They could turn into an adorable green bunny with clean(because of the shampoo) fur. They could start speaking gibberish. They could suddenly love my dog forever and ever. They could appear somewhere else, like in the principal's office. There is an endless amount of things that could happen with this potion.
14. Laugh maniacally

« Last Edit: Aug 28, 2006, 6:20pm by Caitra »

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